- So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
- Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
- I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
- I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
- I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
- Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
- Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
- I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
- If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
- If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
- There is no vaccine against stupidity.
- I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
- I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
- I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
- He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
- He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
- If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
- You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.
- Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
- I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
- I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
- Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
- Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
- Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.
- Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
- Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
- Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
- You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
- Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
- Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
- Are your parents siblings?
- As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
- Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
- Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
- Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
- Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
- Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
- Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
- Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
- Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
- Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
- Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
- Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
- He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
- He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
- He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
- He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
- Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
- Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
- How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
- I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Witty Comebacks for your Clique
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