A Girls Blog

Guy: I'm all you've got cutie pie.
Girl: Then I must not have a lot.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: Female impersonator.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Guy: So, wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Well, I don't know, will two people fit under a rock?

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.

Guy: But I don't know your name.
Girl: That's in the phone book too.

Guy: What sign were you born under?
Girl: No Parking.

Guy: I know how to please a woman.
Girl: Then please leave me alone.

Guy: Haven't we met before?
Girl: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

Guy: I want to give myself to you.
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Guy: I can tell that you want me.
Girl: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave.

Guy: Hey, baby, What's your sign?
Girl: Stop.

Guy: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Guy: May I see you pretty soon?
Girl: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I'd go through anything for you.
Girl: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: Yes, but would you stay there?

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Guy: Does beauty run in your family?
Girl: It obviously doesn't in yours!

Guy: What's your name sexy?
Girl: Taken!

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Girl: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Guy: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
Girl: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then!

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

Guy: I can see forever in your eyes.
Girl: But all I can see is never in yours.

Guy: I would die for you...
Girl: Prove it!

Guy: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Do you want to dance?
Girl: NO
Guy: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.

Guy: Your Ugly.
Girl: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...

Guy: So, what's your sign?
Girl: No Entry

Guy: Why do you smell funny?
Girl: It's called soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...